About The Cellulite Investigation

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The Cellulite Investigation began in a box-sized room with relentless lights, glaring white walls, and several large unavoidable mirrors.

No, it wasn’t an interrogation room in a top-secret detention center.  I was trying on clothes in a department store dressing room.

It was the perfect atmosphere for a cellulite crisis. I was attending graduate school in Scotland where the climate was so cold I hadn’t seen my thighs in months. Or my boyfriend, for that matter, who would soon be making the trip across the Atlantic for a much-anticipated visit. I was standing in the aforementioned dressing room because I wanted to buy something pretty for the occasion.

On top of all that, I was about to turn thirty.

The reality of my upcoming thirtieth birthday forced me to admit the one little truth that changed everything: if I was not successful at shedding my cellulite by now, chances are it would be with me for the rest of my life.

Following previous cellulite crises of this nature, my normal reaction was to exercise more, eat less, and invest in the latest anti-cellulite product that guarantees results in X number of weeks or your money back.  Does this sound familiar?

But because I had just started graduate school, I responded to this fitting room incident with a more studious approach, albeit one I found just as instinctual.  Instead of jumping into another round of the same unsuccessful treatment options, what if I put my analytic training to work and opened an investigation on cellulite?

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