The Cellulite Investigation

Welcome, fellow Friday Followers! It's Week 2 of Love Your Lymph Month. I hope you are enjoying getting to know this vital but neglected system.

But before we continue with the lymph love, I thought it would be helpful to tell you why I think the Cellulite Investigation has a real shot at finding a cure for the dreaded blight.

The Cellulite Investigation has only one goal: to help REAL women find REAL solutions for treating cellulite.

I'm not talking about anti-cellulite creams that provide subtle and temporary results, or expensive salon treatments that never address what caused the cellulite in the first place. The goal of the Cellulite Investigation is to uncover the truth about what causes cellulite so we can eliminate the cause and allow our bodies to heal themselves.

Here are the top three reasons why our Cellulite Investigation will succeed in accomplishing its goal, despite its humble beginnings.

1. The conventional wisdom on cellulite is not supported by the evidence. If cellulite is purely a cosmetic issue, it wouldn't be physically painful. If cellulite is purely genetic, it would not fluctuate so chaotically within the lifespan of one woman. If cellulite is untreatable, no woman would ever have successfully treated it. In all of these situations, the evidence indicates to the contrary.
   
   
2. The Cellulite Investigation is not biased towards finding a marketable product.  Anti-cellulite treatments are a massive billion-dollar-per-year industry. How will the Cellulite Investigation beat them to finding a real cure for the blight? The answer is simple. The real cure for cellulite can't be bottled and sold, so the industry will never find it. Even if they did find it, they probably wouldn't sell it to you because then we wouldn't have cellulite anymore and that would be bad for business.
   
   
3. We already know the cure for cellulite, we just don't know that we know it. I'm using "we" in the broadest sense of the word here. I believe that collectively, we already know the cure for cellulite. Some women know a certain food or event that caused their cellulite. Others know a change in diet or an exercise program that remedied it. If we gather all this evidence, we can synthesize it into a theory on cellulite that will be much greater than the sum of its parts. 

So what do you think? Do we have a shot at solving the case?

*This post is part of Friday Follow hosted at Midday Escapades.

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The Method to Our Cellulite-Investigating Madness 
The Moment that Changed Everything: History of the Cellulite Investigation
The Makings of a Cellulite Analyst

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