The Method to Our Cellulite-Investigating Madness

The concept behind the Cellulite Investigation is to leverage the power of the Internet to collect real-world intelligence on the dreaded blight.

These are the techniques for gathering evidence we’ve been using so far. Can you think of anything we’re missing?

1. Cellulite News from Around the World: Here at CI, we continually monitor the global chatter for the latest cellulite breakthroughs, from the newest cellulite studies, products, and treatments to the most recent sighting of celebrity dimple (although we try not to focus too much attention on the latter. After all, celebs with cellulite are women with cellulite, too).

2. Victim Accounts: Through our Cellulite Stories column, we gather valuable intelligence about REAL women and their cellulite experiences. We learn at what age cellulite develops, how it fluctuates over the years, and what treatments work or don’t work on an individual level.

3. Requests for Information: When we identify an intelligence gap, we might send out an official Request for Information (RFI) to gather evidence from CI readers. We’ve already collected valuable intel through the RFI process, and it’s sure to be an important tool as the investigation continues to grow.

4. Expert Testimony: Despite the raging cellulite epidemic, the world is not lacking in cellulite experts. Most specialize in a specific avenue of treatment. At the Cellulite Investigation, we interview relevant experts and incorporate their findings into our dog-eared CI files.

5. Good ol’ Fashioned Research: Through the Cellulite Book-of-the-Month (BOTM) research group, we pour over the published literature on cellulite and add new evidence to the case.

My fellow cellulite sleuths, please let me know if you can think of an investigative technique that would add value to our case!

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