It’s no secret. Celebs have cellulite, too. We’ve all seen the awful cover pics while standing in line at the grocery store. Okay, so maybe we flip through US Weekly on occasion and just happen to land on the page where all the celebrity cellulite pics are blown up and circled, with bright yellow arrows pointing to every lump. (That doesn’t make ANALYST a bad person, does it? It’s not like she ends up purchasing the magazine. She just reads it for free while waiting in the checkout line –wait, does that make ANALYST a bad person… ??)
Of course, celebs are real people, even if they don’t always look it. It can be comforting to know that the dreaded blight of cellulite doesn’t discriminate when choosing its victims. Here’s what some of the stars have to say about their cellulite woes. Thanks to Catherine Strawn for assembling this cellulite quote collection. Check out her article at The Frisky for more info about celebrity cellulite sagas (you know, if you’re into that sort of thing):
Kelly Clarkson:
It’s horrible – [magazines] show celebrities with cellulite and it’s like, ‘Of course celebrities have cellulite! We’re not fem-bots!’
Jennifer Love Hewitt:
[My thighs are] just jiggly and no matter how much I work out they just don’t look like Gisele Bündchen’s! … I have a lovely thing called cellulite on my butt.
Sandra Bullock:
We all have cellulite. So do supermodels! I’ve been to the shows, and I go, ‘Stick figure has some cellulite!’ It’s nature. Without it, you’re not human.
Reese Witherspoon:
I am covered in stretch marks and cellulite but it doesn’t bother me at all. My body will never be the same again but I really don’t care.
Kim Kardashian:
So what. I have a little cellulite. What curvy girl doesn’t!?
Sienna Miller:
Soon all the burgers will attack my rear and I’ll be a whale. But I’ll remain an eggs, bacon, waffles girl. My so-called fabulous shape is due to airbrushing. I have small boobs and cellulite.
Jessica Simpson:
I’m not afraid to celebrate a woman’s body. I do want to inspire people to fall in love with their body and be confident in whom they are. I mean, I’ll show you that I have fat rolls. I have cellulite here and there, but I just want people to know that I’m a real person.
Hayden Panettiere:
I have a body that girls can look at and go, Oh she’s not anorexically skinny. She looks healthy and she’s got cellulite, yeah!
Cindy Crawford:
I have cellulite. I admit it. But sometimes I just say, ‘Screw it, I am going to wear a bikini.’
What do you think about all the talk of celebrity cellulite? Is it annoying to hear such beautiful women going on about their cellulite-laden thighs? Or is it refreshing to know that celebrities struggle with the same cellulite demons as the rest of us?
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Sienna Miller has small boobs??? Actually, that makes me feel a little better.
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thats how its supposed to be. go on girls. youre great!
Many men dont mind it no body is perfect and soon their will be goodby cellulite for sure it needs good docters to help reaserches as well and plastic surgent is the last to think off to visit but i hope they will be chesp and feel many peoples pains who go thru cellulite deppressions
Wouldn't it be great if a lot of good doctors were pouring their effort into studying cellulite?! A lot of women investigate the plastic surgeon option, but from what I've read, it's not an effective treatment. Liposuction often makes cellulite worse. Some of the other salon treatments show limited improvement, but I'm convinced the only real cure is to eliminate the cause and improve lymphatic circulation. And that we can do ourselves –it just takes time and effort.
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